intrusive thoughts
I gave up and let the intrusive thoughts win. I’m not proud of myself, but I finally did one of those things I always thought about doing but refrained from because it’s a bit rude… I blame the heat. The heat, the lack of a/c in the luxury 2006 Taurus that I drive with custom […]
we seem to have a situation…
The Spawn moved out last week and he took my recliner with him. He wanted it for some reason. I don’t recall him sitting in it all that much and I certainly didn’t sit in it because I thought it smelled really weird, but whatever. I have to get rid of all of my furniture […]
divorced dad grunge rock afternoon.
That’s what Spotify has declared it for me, though as much as I love(d) Chris Cornell, the thought of enduring multiple Audioslave tracks makes me…itchy? They’re kinda like a sweater your grandma made for you; made with love and all good intentions but its just so tacky and irritating that you’ve gotta take it off […]
May 18, 2024
“The required health examinations have been completed and submitted by the panel clinic to the department. This person’s case will be processed or referred to the department’s migration medical services provider for further assessment.” The preceding message is brought to you by the Australian government in regards to the “Wichita is Finally Getting Rid of […]
So Now What?
I quit my job of eight years, eight months, and eight days (I did HR, I could see that nitpicky information) right before Thanksgiving so I could run off to Australia and marry the man I’ve been pretty much obsessed with since 2014 (no, it wasn’t a Hemsworth. If that were the case, I would […]
Current FAQ
Q: OMG! You and Michael finally got married?!? Is he moving back to the United States?A: Not unless he suddenly gets offered a test pilot position or NASA had a job opening for him. In other words, no. Q: So if he’s there, you’re just gonna be here married and alone?A: No. That would be […]